Scissor Sisters on Passions

Ladies and gentlemen, the creepiest daytime soap opera on television, Passions, will be ending on September 7, 2007. Wonder what sort of hilarity 2008 will be sorely missing? Check out this clip of yesterday’s episode featuring The Scissor Sisters, whose album Ta-Dah shares the name of some sort of secret witches password. (Stereogum has a more thorough explanation.) If you missed yesterday’s ep, fear not: The Scissor Sisters will be back on today’s episode on NBC.

And in case any NBC execs are reading this: Your fans are really pissed off.

TomKat is The Most Nauseating Affectionate Couple In Hollywood

Well, it’s official: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are really, totally, completely in love! They must be– how else could they have topped In Touch Magazine’s ‘Most Affectionate Couples’ list? The two are all about love and affection. Like when Tom jumped on the couch and stranged Oprah? Affectionate. When Katie distanced herself from her family and converted to Scientology to appease him? Completely affectionate. When they had a baby and Tom left to promote M:I3 the next day? 100% affectionate! Jesus, I’m jealous! Someday I hope to have what they have… now if only I had a publicist to help me fake find it.

1. Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes

2. Orlando Bloom & Kate Bosworth

3. Eva Longoria & Tony Parker

4. Dominic Monaghan & Evangeline Lilly

5. Anna Kournikova & Enrique Iglesias

6. Rachel Bilson & Adam Brody

7. Rebecca Romijn & Jerry O’Connell

8. Beyonce Knowles & Jay-Z

9. Drew Barrymore & Fabrizio Moretti

10. Cameron Diaz & Justin Timberlake

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